Apparently, she likes his Wiener.

"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction) 09/14/2020 at 14:59 • Filed to: None

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Even in these pandemic-darkened days the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile has continued to stalk the open roads, and while it’s long been possible to !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , the current iteration of the request form definitely creates the impression that it’s intended for commercial events. As it turns out, that’s not the case, and Oscar Mayer has now publicly announced that you can summon the sleek 27-foot vehicle for that most memorable of events: your marriage proposal.

According to Oscar Mayer, the opportunity to summon one of the nation’s six Wienermobiles came from one of the chariot’s official drivers, !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , “who actually proposed to his girlfriend at Yellowstone last week with the help from his 27-foot hot dog on wheels.” (See photo above.)

If you’re asking yourself, “Who on earth wants a massive hot dog bus at their proposal?” then perhaps the problem isn’t the vehicle, but your lack of imagination. After all, !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , and in some places !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . So while you might not be able to have the wedding of your dreams at this exact moment, there’s nothing to stop you from having a memorable proposal.

If you’re in the market for your own Wienermobile milestone—and it’s free, by the way— !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . After all, nothing says “let’s spend our lives together” like an enormous mechanical sausage on wheels.

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“t he best wurst proposal ever”

Just Jeepin' > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 09/14/2020 at 15:05

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#protip: make sure she has a sense of humor before attempting this.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Just Jeepin' 09/14/2020 at 15:08

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She’s dating a dude who goes by Zach N’ Cheese, so...

MonkeePuzzle > Just Jeepin' 09/14/2020 at 15:12

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protip, this will be a suitable test as to whether you and she might have a long future together

Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > Just Jeepin' 09/14/2020 at 15:13

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That logic applies to both proposing marriage, and doing so with the Wiener-mobile present.

Just Jeepin' > Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever 09/14/2020 at 15:14

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I considered  t hat too, but then decided my personal preferences aren’t everyone else’s. 

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 09/14/2020 at 15:19

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*She said size does matter

Snuze: Needs another Swede > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 09/14/2020 at 15:20

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DAMN! If only I had known!!!

When Mrs. Snuze and I were living in the apartment, there was an Extended Stay America hotel down the street and I saw the Wie nermobile there on numerous occasions. I figured it was where they stay when they are in town for events, but I was always beyond excited when it was there. 

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 09/14/2020 at 15:21

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davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Snuze: Needs another Swede 09/14/2020 at 15:22

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It’s fantastic.

I wish more of these old [company]-mobiles were still around today.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 09/14/2020 at 15:33

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Mini wie ner, lol.

Snuze: Needs another Swede > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 09/14/2020 at 15:34

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I agree, it would be more fun if more companies had vehicles like this on the road. 

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 09/14/2020 at 15:36

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When the Mini breaks down, how do you open the hood?

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 09/14/2020 at 15:37

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Looks like the section holding the windshields is removable.

Chariotoflove > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 09/14/2020 at 15:39

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Apparently I need to ketchup on current romantic  trends; I’ve been married too long. But, if I still cut the mustard, I’d relish the opportunity to show my bruise what I’m still made of.

Chariotoflove > Chariotoflove 09/14/2020 at 15:59

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*bride, not bruise.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Chariotoflove 09/14/2020 at 15:59

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LOL - “bruise” What?

I think you’ve bun drinking too much.

Chariotoflove > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 09/14/2020 at 16:01

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Or not enough. Auto fill is kicking my ass today.

I corrected my mistake below.

MM54 > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 09/14/2020 at 18:22

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Having recently had the opportunity to experience the presence of the Wienermobile in person for the first time, I can understand wanting it present for a proposal.

Urambo Tauro > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 09/14/2020 at 19:09

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I missed the part where she said... yes?

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Urambo Tauro 09/14/2020 at 19:56

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She must have, right?

Urambo Tauro > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 09/14/2020 at 22:03

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Probably wouldn’t have posted the pic online otherwise, I guess.

WilliamsSW > Chariotoflove 09/15/2020 at 01:34

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I am triggered by your use of the word “ketchup” here.

Chariotoflove > WilliamsSW 09/15/2020 at 12:56

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Sorry,

*catsup

WilliamsSW > Chariotoflove 09/15/2020 at 14:28

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Lol no I’m from Chicago.  No ketchup or catsup.

Chariotoflove > WilliamsSW 09/15/2020 at 14:45

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I don’t understand. But then what do you put on your hot dogs? You can’t eat a naked hot dog!

Oh, wait, of course chili!

WilliamsSW > Chariotoflove 09/15/2020 at 15:20

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Hahaha. I do love a good chili cheese dog.

And I don’t really like hot dogs “dragged through the garden” Chicago style . Hard pass on onions and forget tomatoes too. Mustard, pickle and sport peppers is all I need.

Chariotoflove > WilliamsSW 09/15/2020 at 15:49

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If it’s a good dog, it really doesn’t need a lot. 

WilliamsSW > Chariotoflove 09/15/2020 at 16:05

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Yep - natural casing for the pop when you bite is key.